Que? (no hablo Espanol.)
There's an old self-depricating U.S. joke that that tends to bring a smile to European faces. It goes:
What do you call someone that speaks two languages? Bi-ligual.
Some who speaks three languages? Tri-Lingual.
Someone who only speaks one language? . . . American.
Call it smug isolationism, but throughout most of the country, just English is enough. What if we happen to travel internationally? No sweat, everyone else speaks English too, so we shouldn't have to worry. And we wonder why the rest of the world thinks we're so smug and self-centered. Sure, we have mandatory language classes through elementary, middle, high school and higher ed, but it never seems to stick. I know this from a direct personal experience, I'm struggling desperately through an Italian level 4 class, as it's the only class I have left to receive my undergrad degree. And i'm terrible at Italian.
Anyway, it's for this reason that I'm quite grateful that many of my drivers speak Spanish. Some from Puerto Rico, some are Mexican, Guatemalan, Venezuela, Peru, etc. I'm sure we've all heard the negative stereotypes and angry tirades about Latin Americans taking American jobs, but just thinking about needing to learn to speak English while maintaining their native language at home is admirable. It is also a great boon to us born-and-raised American guides who find themselves at a loss trying to explain the complxities of the Grey-Line process to solely Spanish speaking tourists. This is when my driver is often more than happy to jump in and take over. Muchos Gracias.
I am now going to share with you a story imparted to me from another guide about a story she heard from a Spanish speaking driver named Cuba.
Some youngblood, a newbie guide stepped on to the bus, asked the driver his name.
"Cuba." He responded.
"Oh, you're from Cuba?" The guide asked. as it would have it, yes. The driver named Cuba was from the nation of Cuba. Presumably, his parents were somewhat patriotic.
"Yah. From Cuba." He said, somewhat wearily, having gone through this frustrating explination a number of times before.
"Oh, okay. . ." The guide reponded, "And you're name." The kid was clueless. So, Cuba decided to have a little from with him,
"My name is Penga."
And so, all throughout the tour at each stop, the guide would say:
"Driver Penga, if you would stop here" or
"Driver Penga, we some people to pick up." or
"Driver Penga, if you would pause here breifly so I can point out. . ." And the guide had no clue why the group of Mexican tourists in the back kept erupting in laughter. They got off at Battery Park, halfway through the tour at which point they decided to tell the guide the joke that the driver decided to play on him.
"You know that Penga means Penis is Spanish?" The guide's face turned beat red, and that night, decided he was going to start studying Spanish.